Excalibur JK02 User manual

OPERATING MANUAL
Model No. JK02
Jackie’s Talking Insult Mirror
Excalibur
Electronics
www.ExcaliburElectronics.com

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Congratulations on your purchase of Excalibur
Electronics’ Jackie’s Talking Insult Mirror. To get the
most fun from your new gadget, please read this oper-
ating manual thoroughly, paying special attention to safety
and care instructions. Visit our World Wide Web address at
www.ExcaliburElectronics.com to buy lots more of our wacky
joke products.
INSTALLING BATTERIES
Your Mirror requires 3 AAA batter-
ies (not included). (Actually, the
mirror will still function quite nor-
mally, the insults just won’t be too
loud.)
To install the batteries, carefully
turn the gadget over so that the top
side is face-down on a soft surface.
Use a small Phillips screwdriver to
remove the screw (who was this guy
“Phillips,” anyway? Why doesn’t
anybody get the credit for the “reg-
ular” screwdriver? Or was it a guy
named “Regular”?) Lift off the bat-
tery compartment lid. Install the 3
AAA batteries by sliding them up
the barrel one by one, making sure
to match the polarity (+ and -) with
the diagram inside the battery com-
partment.
Place the battery compartment lid’s
tabs in their slots and close the
compartment door. Wonder out
loud, “Did I put them in right?”
Replace the screw and gently tight-
en it. Do your laundry. Balance
your checkbook. Eat three balanced
meals a day. (You’ll notice we
decided not to fill this manual with
insults, even though it’s the theme
of this product. You did notice that,
didn’t you, you knucklehead?)
Jackie’s Talking Insult Mirror barks
35 different insults to amuse
passersby. (Actually, it will more
easily amuse the people who stop—
”passersby”?) To use Jackie’s
Talking Insult Mirror, first peel off
the protective film on the surface.
Do not feed it to any animals you
like. Then, just pick it up, and you’ll
be pelted with one of the side-split-
ting insults that were recorded by
“The Joke Man” himself, Jackie
Martling, one night when he wasn’t
in the lab working on nuclear fis-
sion. Put it anywhere (someplace
level is best) and watch and listen to
USING YOUR INSULT MIRROR

•Avoid rough handling such as
bumping or dropping.
• Avoid moisture and extreme
temperatures. For best results,
use between the temperatures of
39ºF and 100ºF (4º C and 38º C).
• Clean using only a slightly damp
cloth. Do not use cleaners with
chemical agents.
•CAUTION: Batteries should be
removed and replaced by adults
only.
• Your Mirror requires 3 AAA
batteries, not included.
•Do not mix alkaline, standard
(carbon-zinc) or rechargeable
(nickel-cadmium) batteries.
•Do not mix old and new batter-
ies.
• Do not use rechargeable batter-
ies.
• Remove exhausted batteries
from the unit.
•Do not short circuit battery ter-
minals.
• Remove batteries and store them
in a cool, dry place when not in
use.
• To avoid explosion or leakage,
do not dispose of batteries in a
fire or attempt to recharge alka-
line or other non-rechargeable
batteries.
•Install batteries so that the
polarity (+ and -) matches the
diagram in the battery compart-
ment.
• Use only batteries of the same
type and equivalency.
Due to continuing improvements, actual
product may differ slightly from the
product described herein. Who knows, it
could even get better.That is, if Jackie
could just get funnier.
SPECIAL CARE & HANDLING
BATTERY INFORMATION
the fun as anyone who can’t resist
looking into a mirror will be told just what he or she doesn’t want to hear!
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We make you think.
LIMITED 90- DAY WARRANTY
EXCALIBUR ELECTRONICS, INC., war-
rants to the original consumer that its prod-
ucts are free from any electrical or mechani-
cal defects for a period of 90 DAYS from the
date of purchase. If any such defect is dis-
covered within the warranty period,
EXCALIBUR ELECTRONICS, INC., will
repair or replace the unit free of charge upon
receipt of the unit, shipped postage prepaid
and insured to the factory address shown at
right.
The warranty covers normal consumer use
and does not cover damage that occurs in
shipment or failure that results from alter-
ations, accident, misuse, abuse, neglect, wear
and tear, inadequate maintenance, commer-
cial use, or unreasonable use of the unit.
Removal of the top panel voids all war-
ranties. This warranty does not cover cost of
repairs made or attempted outside of the fac-
tory.
Any applicable implied warranties, includ-
ing warranties of merchantability and fit-
ness, are hereby limited to 90 DAYS from
the date of purchase. Consequential or inci-
dental damages resulting from a breach of
any applicable express or implied warranties
are hereby excluded. Some states do not
allow limitations on the duration of implied
warranties and do not allow exclusion of
incidental or consequential damages, so the
above limitations and exclusions in these
instances may not apply.
The only authorized service center in the
United States is:
Excalibur Electronics,Inc.
13755 SW 119th Ave
Miami,Florida 33186 U.S.A.
Phone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]
Play games live at:
www.ExcaliburElectronics.com
Ship the unit carefully packed, preferably in
the original carton, and send it prepaid, and
adequately insured. Include a letter, detailing
the complaint and including your daytime
telephone number, inside the shipping car-
ton.
If your warranty has expired and you want an
estimated fee for service, write to the above
address, specifying the model and the prob-
lem.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND
YOUR UNIT WITHOUT
RECEIVING AN ESTIMATE FOR
SERVICING. WE CANNOT
STOREYOUR UNIT!